January 2011
I ordered onesies on the internets a few weeks...
One is for Jawn’s birthday, the other is for me because fuck it I want a onesie.
I am wearing mine right now and I have never been this cozy.
After rehearsal tonight I’m going to Jawn’s house and we will play Mario Kart in our onesies and it will be the best thing evar.
earlgreyandamaretto:
I was reading my biodiversity textbook and it was all,
brain → poop
when catalyzed by 14 hours of homework, assignments and drowning my sorrows in stirfries.
Build me a stirfry plz.
Cats are murderous beings.
So I finally finished repainting the mugs that I gave to Jawn’s mom and stepdad for Christmas. When I went outside to spray them with the protective acrylic spray, I stepped right into the bird carcass that my kittykat so lovingly left at the front door. Rage.
Watching TV series is such a challenge.
I am currently caught up on:
Skins
Glee
Jersey Shore
I need to finish:
How I Met Your Mother
I will eventually start:
Misfits
The Big Bang Theory
Breaking Bad
Oh, and if anyone can hook me up with the fourth season of Daria, I will be the happiest ever.
grephead replied to your post:I took it as a personal victory when the whole Taco Bell meat fiasco happened.
Wait what? They were supposedly using a whole lot less meat :/ Also, it seems so far that the allegations aren’t firm. While there are ingredients other than meat inside of the mix, it’s usually for consistency and preservation.
True, but it’s still shedding light on how shady fast...
I took it as a personal victory when the whole...
I am a very spiteful vegetarian.
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When people talk about Tumblr on Facebook
hookersforjesus:
How My (friends) Midnight Showing of Deathly... →
My long yet true story:
I will wake up in the morning and walk downstairs like
I then will sit and read DH, looking up at the clock every 10 min. like
When the clock strikes 8
It’s time to go. I will get in the car and start driving like
When I get there, I will look over to whoever I parked next to like
And I will get out and walk into the theater like
When I get there 3...
substrate-level phosphorlyation: You know what... →
earlgreyandamaretto:
You know what really grinds my gears?
People who make fun of disabilities. I’m aware that I’ve been known to make some off-colour jokes, but demeaning someone by insinuating or flat-out saying that they’re “mentally retarded” or belonged to a “special program” during school as a joke is just…
Clare is ma gurl. Also ableism is comprised solely of poop.
themoths-deactivated asked: "It’s sad because his hands are scissors. :("
LOL STEPH <3
LOL STEPH <3
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My mom is drunk and on Facebook.
I’ll update with a screenshot when the shitstorm is complete.
“i laughed harder than boners.”
– tumblrisforlulz (via santoslittlehelper)
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Before I go to bed I will:
make my bed
put away my laundry
bring my dishes downstairs
figure out what school work I have to do tomorrow
The House GOP's Plan to Redefine Rape →
onspacehardware:
rosietherioter:
Drugged, raped, and pregnant? Too bad. Republicans are pushing to limit rape and incest cases eligible for government abortion funding.
oh hell naw. HELL NAW.
This is so many kinds of bullshit.
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Watching the new series of Skins
Mini's boyfriend: (comes in late) Sorry sir, ruggers practice ran late and shit.
Teacher: Oh, was it your turn to pick up the soap?
Mini's boyfriend: We use shower gel in the free world, sir.
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Only 15 minutes left in this class.
Then I get to drive home, shower, make some dinner, get my stuff, and haul my ass back to the U in time for rehearsal.
Student life 4 evar!
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to-do list:
go to Giglio’s and ask about the apartments upstairs.
go to the bank and tell them that I’m a full-time student and get my monthly fee waived.
ask people at the bank about student loans while I’m there.
go home after Business and make a salad and some miso.
bring script and FAW2 textbook to rehearsal.
get FAW2 shit done right after rehearsal.
hang out with John as a reward...
The secret to FAW is to use a semicolon whenever...
Myth busted.
How you know when you need to desperately end a...
mohandasgandhi:
When the news reports more military suicides than combat deaths for the millionth year in a row.
And why do you think all of these poor people are killing themselves? Perhaps it’s because they can’t live with what we made them see and do.
War is not a business and people aren’t machines. They think and feel. How many more deaths until enough is enough?
sara-and-company-deactivated201 asked: What are you going to do after the Great Horrible Truth of Taco Bell?
ALSO DOUBLE PLZZZ. But not right now. I still need to move my shizz.
ALSO DOUBLE PLZZZ. But not right now. I still need to move my shizz.
when I start singing a song and people join in.
Did I invite you?
It’s like, fuck off, I’m clearly Beyonce.
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