January 2012
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Jan 1st
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“You believed in the Tooth Fairy once, and Santa. You believed that your parents...”
– The Big Secret | Already Pretty (via curvesahead)
Jan 1st
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December 2011
there’s this newish club in windsor called mynt, and they always have a huge bowl of mints and/or hard candies in the bathroom whenever i go there i stuff my purse/clutch/whatever with as many mints as i possibly can, and it’s hilarious in the morning because it’s something i forget about until i open my clutch to get my driver’s license and there are twenty mints in it.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Clare Venney is in my bed.
Repeat: Clare Venney is in my bed.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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drinkyourjuice: As we roll into 2012, let’s try to remember that women existed before Bridesmaids and that calling 2011 the year of the funny woman is like me calling the act of finally watching My So Called Life on Netflix Instant its series premiere.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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guys i genuinely have no plans for new years eve.
it’s like.. soon. two more sleeps soon. i guess i could go downtown? but i don’t know who i would go with! I DON’T WANT TO RING IN THE NEW YEAR WATCHING AMERICAN HORROR STORY IN MY BEDROOM, DRINKING TALLBOYS OF MILL STRET ORGANIC, AND PROBABLY MISSING MIDNIGHT ENTIRELY. i mean don’t get me wrong that sounds like i great way to spend one’s thursday night but come on...
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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guys
i get to eat sushi really soon with a really cool girl that i used to work with at chuck e cheese’s before we both quit but that’s not the point sushi will be in my belly soon i am so excited
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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RADIO WOES.
Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "I'M SEXY AND I KNO-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "LAST FRIDAY NI-"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRA-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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i got two separate gas cards as gifts this year
my car is getting more spoiled than i am
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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brothelcreeeper: Getting 16 notes on a text post and coming to terms with being tumblr famous.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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today's accomplishments:
donated blood dealt with my parking ticket/notice of impending conviction got my phone fixed visited marla at milk picked up cheques from chuck e cheese’s (thanks vacation pay!) bought dry erase markers filled out the thing to pay my speeding ticket which i will mail either later tonight or tomorrow also i think i’m going to pay my visa bill tonight maybe
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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dilema:
i am hungry but i don’t want to go downstairs and get food because my parents have friends over and i don’t want to socialize with them. also, can i justify ordering sushi for myself for dinner?
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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